I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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