hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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