Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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