love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
