I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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