Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
