Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.

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(571): View more from Virginia

i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.

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(650): View more from California

you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you

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