God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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