the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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