if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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