Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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