i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
