My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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