In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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