He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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