Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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