we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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