This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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