I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
What changed your mind?
Being sober
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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