dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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