A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
