So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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