Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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