Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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