Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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