Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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