Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo