Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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