Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
