i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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