we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
