There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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