two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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