Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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