Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I love having hate sex.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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