He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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