what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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