butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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