i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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