Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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