Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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