she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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