Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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