just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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