I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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