I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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