We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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