Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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