Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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