We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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