someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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