Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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