i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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